PD's Gone Soft: Or, How I Beat Sebastian Vettel

Kinja'd!!! "Kake Bake" (kakebake)
01/30/2014 at 19:36 • Filed to: gt6

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I entered the first trial at Monza as a lark, thinking I'd putz around and take a photo. Two laps (each) at Spa and Suzuka later, I'm 6-million CR. and one '14 Vettel Fan Car richer. It was a hollow victory. I use a controller (poorly) and I spanked the gold times.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Kake Bake
01/30/2014 at 19:44

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Did you do the GT5 challenges? They were balls hard, especially on controller. How do they compare?


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > GhostZ
01/30/2014 at 20:12

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I could never finish all of the GT5 challenges because on controller they were impossible...especially the nascar ones which sucked anyway.


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Kake Bake
01/30/2014 at 20:16

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I resent the implication that I've gone soft ... wait ... oh , not me ? never mind .


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > GhostZ
01/30/2014 at 22:40

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The special events or the Vettel trials specifically?

In 5, I gold-ed all the special events except the world tour (with the 8C at Eiger) the last NASCAR event and I didn't even bother with the Vettel trials.

The special events in 6 are a cakewalk in the cake park by comparison. I know it's probably annoying and cliché, but all you really have to do is keep the car off the grass (for the most part). I mean, I had my share of wobbles and near-spins at Suzuka and still came in 3 seconds under gold.


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > pdthedeuce
01/30/2014 at 22:43

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Actually, pd, I'm glad you're here...

We need to have a chat.


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Kake Bake
01/30/2014 at 22:45

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k .


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > No Prius Needed
01/30/2014 at 22:46

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Oh

My

God

Having to hear Jeff Gordon say "whoa, what happened, buddy?" or whatever he says every time you tap another car or the wall and disqualify yourself was infuriating. JUST LET ME RESTART THE RACE!

/Kimi


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > pdthedeuce
01/30/2014 at 22:47

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Ok, good talk.

I feel like we've made some progress through this aborted attempt at humor.


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Kake Bake
01/30/2014 at 22:50

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Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > pdthedeuce
01/30/2014 at 22:57

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Hella sweet


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Kake Bake
01/30/2014 at 23:05

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"stop saying "hella" ."


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > Kake Bake
01/30/2014 at 23:11

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I managed to get to the Seb Loeb challenges before I quit doing those completely. Also like Kimi I raged and left a dent in the case for GT5...